Self destructing. Anyone wanna fuck?

Idk why i never went to therapy high off my tits before. That was awesome


following back tons!
My night.


ahh, the fresh sense of omnipresent lethargy from sleeping 15 hours a day for the better part of two weeks

Plz tell me you still have the beard and can give me a picture


So, Drunk Dial Congress is now a thing.

This is literally my favorite thing ever

It has been a freaking day.